My name is Sammiiee.
I'm a lumberjack. I work out by punching trees until they break. Then I inject testosterone directly into my muscles using a hose and a two by four. It's pretty intense but I'm man enough to handle it. I only eat raw beef ripped from a real living cow with my bare hands. I haven't showered since 1995 but chicks think the smell is really fucking hot. By law, I'm not allowed to give high-fives as the sound is as loud as a thunderclap and it startles anyone within a 10 mile radius. Any clothing you see me wearing is actually woven from my own chest hair.